So in my late night rendezvous with insomnia I stumbled across this list. I figured I would give it a shot. 100 Questions That No One Asks... except some weird person on YouTube. Enjoy.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? It really depends. Sometimes it's open and sometimes is closed. Do I have a mountain of dirty clothes comparable to Mount Everest? Open. Was I in my usual cleaning spree? Closed. Was I being lazy? Open. Is it one of the rare occasions that Sherrod actually put his dirty clothes in the hamper? Open. Am I having a weird feeling that a monster (and I'm not taking about Monsters Inc.) is in my closet? Closed...
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Guilty. Who doesn't? It's for a good reason though; I am real crafty and saw something I'd like to recreate from Pinterest...
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I don't like sheets. The only sheet I have on my bed is the fitted sheet. I don't like the idea of my feet getting tangled in them...
4. Have you stolen a street sign before? I can honestly say that I haven't. Although there's a street sign that I pass in St. Louis that I have had my eye on... "Sarah Ave"
5. Do you like to use post-it-notes? ABSOLUTELY! It's my second favorite school supply next to highlighters.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yeah... Coupons are like produce in my house. They expire before I use them...
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear. Hands down. There are techniques that can be utilized to evade the attack where bees are just nature's little assholes.
8. Do you have freckles? Only when I have been out in the sun too long.
9. Do you always smile for pictures? Yes. 😁. But only because the duck face is no longer cool... Ha. Just kidding.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Socks that have holes in them. I hate the feeling of my toes getting tangled in socks in general. When there is a hole in the toe it reminds me of a Chinese finger trap. Also the sound saliva makes in someone's mouth. Also being breathed on-I hate the warm/moist feeling on my skin.
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? All the freaking time. I count steps in between sidewalk slabs, to a particular destination, and even do math to figure how long it would take to go there and back.
12. Have you peed in the woods? No... Unless there was a bathroom present. I've peed on the side of the road in the middle of a cornfield when I was real drunk before though, does that count?
13. Have you ever pooped in the woods? To be honest I struggle with pooping in proper facilities in public. Hell no.
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes if I am full of joy and very happy/excited something happened. Or if I am trying to casually pick a wedgie in front of a large crowd of people...
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| Here's a treat for you guys.. Dancing at a Wedding Reception |
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Nope. Saliva sound. See question number 10. And I don't like the idea of how germs could be collecting there. Lord only knows what kind of things my pen has touched.
16. How many people have you slept with this week? Dirtyyyyy... I've slept next to my cats. Sherrod works nights.
17. What size is your bed? Fit for a Queen.
18. What is your song of the week? I hate to admit that it is a Justin Bieber song-Love Yourself. "My momma don't like you and she likes ever-ay-oneeeee."
19. Is it OK for guys to wear pink? To thine own self be true.
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Yes. Is this a trick question?
21. What is your least favorite movie? Moulin Rouge. I absolutely hate the way the camera filmed it all shaky like.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? What's the point of burying it if I am going to tell you? Ha.
23. What do you drink with dinner? Usually the drink of the gods-Diet Coke-or water.
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| Ben Stiller is so weird |
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey mustard sauce. Although in high school I really liked dipping chicken and French fries in a combination of ketchup and mayonnaise until I realized I would probably not make it to my 30 birthday.
25. What is your favorite food? Potatoes. Served any way.
26. What movies could you watch over and over again and still love? Disney. Harry Potter. Can't pick between the two. I would movie marathon that shit all day. And I have.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Sherrod.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes I was. I made it all the way to Juniors. Troupe 562! Represent!
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Depends... What magazine? Highlights? No. Playboy? No. Wait... No. No magazine.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? A couple of days ago. If you know me you know I love greeting cards and the lost art of letter writing.
31. Can you change the oil on a car? I broke the cable that releases the hood of my car and now it won't shut properly. What do you think?
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes... But only two and only the first one was I going over 100mph...
33. Ever ran out of gas? Nope. But I was afraid I would when my dad tried to fix a burnt out light on my dashboard and broke the gas gauge needle and glued it back on at a half full tank...
34. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? Fun fact. I love all sandwiches. Just not tomatoes. They are the worst fruit in the world.
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Homemade egg sandwich.
36. What is your usual bedtime? Lately? 4a. Thanks, insomnia.
37. Are you lazy? Yes. Ha.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Which year? I dressed up all the time. My favorite costume had to have been when I was Pippi Longstocking. I now have an Iron Man costume that I made that I have been waiting to wear for three years now almost.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Snake.
40. How many languages can you speak? One and a half. I know how to read and write Spanish well. Speaking it though... I get nervous and self-conscious...
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Does the Penny Saver count? No. But I typically buy Cosmopolitan every month.
42. Which are better: Legos or Lincoln Logs? Straight up LINCOLN LOGS! They hurt less when you step on them.
43. Are you stubborn? I wouldn't call it stubborn as much as I would describe it as standing for justice and what is right. Haha
44. Who is better: Leno or Letterman? Fallon.
45. Ever watch soap operas? When my grandmother was still alive we used to watch Days of Our Lives when I would visit.
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| Like sand through the hour glass... |
46. Are you afraid of heights? Not if I am secured or enclosed. If I am standing on the edge of something like a cliff or really steep stadium seating like at a football stadium I am stealthy afraid of heights. Or plummeting to my death.
47. Do you sing in the car? Do you know me?
48. Do you sing in the shower? See above.
49. Do you dance in the car? ... See above.
50. Ever used a gun? I use a glue gun regularly... BAZINGA... But I have gone to the shooting range from time to time.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Officially? When I graduated graduate school I got some headshots done for announcements, but unofficially last Christmas thanks to Emily.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? HELL NO! I have been in three: Hello Dolly, the King and I, and Guys and Dolls.
53. Is Christmas stressful? If by stressful you mean magical. Christmas is never stressful. I really enjoy that time of year.
54. Ever eat a Pierogi? I think so, but to be honest, I am not sure I really know what that is. I am torn between a type of desert and a beef thing. Either way I have had both... Ha
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| I have no idea what's going on here... and this doesn't clear up as to whether it is meat filled or a dessert. |
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? That's a terrible ingredient for pie. Caramel. My favorite is caramel.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Vet. Teacher. Marine biologist. Singer. Broadway performer. Actress. Weather woman. FBI Special Agent.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Nope.
59. Do you take a vitamin daily? If I remember to take one...
60. Do you wear slippers? Yes, but mostly at work ironically.
61. Do you wear a bath robe? I have two, but never wear it.
62. What do you wear to bed? Usually a combination of a tank top or t-shirt and shorts or sweat pants. On really cold nights I will don my giraffe onesie or these awesome Avengers pajama set.
63. What was your first concert? Hanson. Haha. Mmmmbop all the way! I own all of their CDs. All of them. Even the newest ones...
64. Walmart, Target, or Kmart? Target! I go there almost on a daily basis.
65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas sans laces when Run DMC and Aerosmith happened, but usually Nike.
66. Cheetos or Fritos? Both. I like chips.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? RANCH sunflower seeds. 😁
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? ¿Qué?
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| Wouldn't have guessed that they were jazz group... |
69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes. For five years. I took ballet, tap, and jazz. I would do it again too. I loved performing.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Police officer... Cough... Sherrod... Cough...
71. Can you curl your tongue? Not only can I curl my tongue, but I can do that flower thing and I can touch my tongue to my nose.
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| Thankfully I am no Gene Simmons |
72. Ever won a spelling bee? Never participated in a spelling bee, but I was a member of the scholastic bowl team and we did pretty decent.
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| L2R: Tamara, Stephanie, Lydia, and me (the Nerd Herd Mascot) |
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Not yet. I hope to.
74. Own any record albums? Nope.
75. Own a record player? Why would I need a record player if I don't have any records? Pizza.
76. Do you regularly burn incense? That stuff gives me headaches and reminds me of people trying to cover up the smell of pot.
77. Ever been in love? Currently.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Frank Sinatra.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Fall Out Boy and Wiz Khalifa... but I was really there for the Wiz.
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Soup.
81. Tea or coffee? Pop. I hate coffee and tea.
82. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles? Sugar cookies hands down.
83. Can you swim well? Yeah. I was on a swim team in high school.
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| If you get this reference you are my soul mate. |
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes, but assuming I am going under water I need to hold my nose.
85. Are you patient? For certain things, but I am known to get a wild hair about things from time to time.
86. DJ or band at a wedding? I want the wedding singer.
87. Ever won a contest? Now that I actually think about it, no.
88. Have you ever had plastic surgery? Nope.
89. Which are better: black or green olives? Black olives for sure. Green olives taste terrible but then have that weird red thing that I can't identify. What exactly is a pimento?!
90. Can you knit or crochet? Yes. Arts and crafts time is time well spent.
91. Best room for a fireplace? Bathroom. For whatever reason, every bathroom I have ever been in has always been super cold. In the summer and the winter.
92. Do you want to get married? Absolutely.
93. If married, how long have you been married? I am not married yet, but I am two cats closer to attaining the fallback plan of being an old, spinster cat-lady.
94. Who was your high school crush? For the longest time it was Jimmy. Whatever happened to him?
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No. The only time I usually cry is in devastatingly sad movies and commercials or when I am super frustrated/pissed
96. Do you have kids? I have Chicken and Sully.
97. Do you want kids? Absolutely. I really want to be a grandma some day. My grandma was so amazing and I had so much fun with her that I want to pass on the traditions and the love.
98. What is your favorite color? Yellow. ☀️
99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yep.
100. Who are you going to tag to do this list next? No one. I don't do that tagging shit unless I am faced with the possibility of losing a family member to a plague of locusts if I don't forward to at least ten people.
Random af, yes, but it's not about being read, but being written.
